The Presidency

putzes:

people who are horny on fb are absolutely focking unhinged

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dykeschur:

hard to believe we’re only 3 years out of the glee era. feels like glee was cancelled in 1880

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paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:
game theory:
which pokemon could i most easily kill with my bare hands?
current first place: Mr. Mime.

Not because Mr. Mime is particularly weak, but because if I ever saw a Mr. Mime in real life I would be filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr. Mime

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deepnest:

horny-gopher:
i dont care about anything youre about to say if you start your paragraph with these two words
freud said its my turn to play the xbox

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ndiecity:

queenwhiskey:
the calm before the storm
That’s the kind of power walk you see in a man who’s going to slap it more than once

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oneechangoddess:

Working in retail is wild, people just tell me things about their personal life and I just stand there. I don’t know how to respond to “my kid just died” or “I’m getting a divorce” like that’s sucks… $13.48 is your total.

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actualrealexplode7:

pyrlspite:
I made a discord bot that responds to all mentions of “todd” and “skyrim” with random todd howard edits but…. “bethesda” isn’t a keyword

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hotcommunist:

hotcommunist:
hotcommunist:
hotcommunist:
some asshole: you can’t just say everything is gay because-
me, pointing to a big lobster I’ve just seen scuttle under a big rock: lesbian
same asshole: actually animals don’t have a concept of-
me, gently holding the lobster claw: wife
still the same asshole, trembling in fear: why does your beautiful lobster wife have a hammer
my beautiful lobster wife: *kills him*
me: oh fuck I need to pay rent :/
my beautiful lobster wife, who has doubled in size from how much I love her: *eats my landlord*

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protowilson:

heartbeat-of-leafy-limbs:
PHILIPPE ROUSSEAU Still Life with Cheese and Magpie [1883]
Two of my favourites… cheese and a bird behaving bastardly!

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wokebae:

*cartoon sleeping noises* snnnnork mimimimimi

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vonisv:

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