The Presidency

putzes: people who are horny on fb are absolutely focking unhinged

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:09:02 -0400

putzes:

people who are horny on fb are absolutely focking unhinged

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:53:12 -0400

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:51:01 -0400

dykeschur: hard to believe we’re only 3 years out of the glee era. feels like glee was cancelled in...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:59:35 -0400

dykeschur:

hard to believe we’re only 3 years out of the glee era. feels like glee was cancelled in 1880

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:59:14 -0400

paper-mario-wiki: paper-mario-wiki: game theory: which pokemon could i most easily kill with my...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:58:28 -0400

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

game theory:

which pokemon could i most easily kill with my bare hands?

current first place: Mr. Mime.

Not because Mr. Mime is particularly weak, but because if I ever saw a Mr. Mime in real life I would be filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr. Mime

deepnest: horny-gopher: i dont care about anything youre about to say if you start your paragraph...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:11:09 -0400

deepnest:

horny-gopher:

i dont care about anything youre about to say if you start your paragraph with these two words

freud said its my turn to play the xbox

ndiecity: queenwhiskey: the calm before the storm That’s the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:52:01 -0400

ndiecity:

queenwhiskey:

the calm before the storm

That’s the kind of power walk you see in a man who’s going to slap it more than once

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:50:20 -0400

oneechangoddess: Working in retail is wild, people just tell me things about their personal life and...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:47:22 -0400

oneechangoddess:

Working in retail is wild, people just tell me things about their personal life and I just stand there. I don’t know how to respond to “my kid just died” or “I’m getting a divorce” like that’s sucks… $13.48 is your total.

actualrealexplode7: pyrlspite: I made a discord bot that...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:18:12 -0400

actualrealexplode7:

pyrlspite:

I made a discord bot that responds to all mentions of “todd” and “skyrim” with random todd howard edits but…. “bethesda” isn’t a keyword

hotcommunist: hotcommunist: hotcommunist: hotcommunist: some asshole: you can’t just say...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:17:14 -0400

hotcommunist:

hotcommunist:

hotcommunist:

hotcommunist:

some asshole: you can’t just say everything is gay because-

me, pointing to a big lobster I’ve just seen scuttle under a big rock: lesbian

same asshole: actually animals don’t have a concept of-

me, gently holding the lobster claw: wife

still the same asshole, trembling in fear: why does your beautiful lobster wife have a hammer

my beautiful lobster wife: *kills him*

me: oh fuck I need to pay rent :/

my beautiful lobster wife, who has doubled in size from how much I love her: *eats my landlord*

protowilson: heartbeat-of-leafy-limbs: PHILIPPE ROUSSEAU Still...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:16:40 -0400

protowilson:

heartbeat-of-leafy-limbs:

PHILIPPE ROUSSEAU Still Life with Cheese and Magpie [1883]

Two of my favourites… cheese and a bird behaving bastardly!

wokebae: cartoon sleeping noises snnnnork mimimimimi

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:25:05 -0400

wokebae:

*cartoon sleeping noises* snnnnork mimimimimi

vonisv:

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:24:25 -0400

vonisv:

nogfhaver: burgerwizard: absolute precision trust no one, not...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:02:53 -0400

nogfhaver:

burgerwizard:

absolute precision

trust no one, not even no one

sparkly-banana: This shouldn’t be this funny but it’s painfully...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:57:12 -0400

sparkly-banana:

This shouldn’t be this funny but it’s painfully funny

girlfriendluvr: girlfriendluvr: im yours came on the radio and since jason mraz came out as bi i...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:35:56 -0400

girlfriendluvr:

girlfriendluvr:

im yours came on the radio and since jason mraz came out as bi i noticed it doesnt have any pronouns or genders mentioned in the song… bi anthem

jason mraz: Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you’re free
Look into your heart and you’ll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing
We are just one big family
And it’s our God-forsaken right to be loved loved loved loved loved

me:

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:34:32 -0400

toomuchtori: canadad: RIP (reeses in pieces) RIP (Rugrats In Paris)

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:56:23 -0400

toomuchtori:

canadad:

RIP (reeses in pieces)

RIP (Rugrats In Paris)